What if Hilary adopts the "Frenemy Doctrine" at State? You know, nations that we hate and we talk shit about all the time but we have to be friends with them for strategic purposes. Kind of like The Hills or Gossip Girl, but on an international level.
1. China: You really can't screw around with this Commie bad boy. Sure, we don't like their human rights violations and toxic baby toys, but they're a huge market and their defense spending is pretty mammoth.
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#2. Russia. We used to have such a good relationship. We say eachother all the time and you really never pushed my "buttons", and we never really actively fought. But now that it is over you seem to want to ruin all my relationships. STOP GETTING IN MY BUSINESS.... Im sorry to yell, Russia. I just need you a lot more than I let on. I need you to help me. Please come talk to me.... and if I see you talking to that BITCH Chavez, I'm gonna put sugar in your gas tank.
ReplyDelete#3. Venezuela. Not because we should or necessarily will. But, we need to be seen in a better light within Latin America and this may be an easy way to do it. Plus, right now Venezuela is entertaining to many ties with Iran, Russia, and China. At some point these ties will grow to a point where they could be a detriment to our economic standing in the region.
ReplyDeleteUzbekistan. I am totally ashamed that we had that thing that one time. If you just weren't always there when I was drunk couldn't go anywhere else. I mean, I wake up next to someone like you and I just can't believe it. It is tough to look at myself in the mirror. But then again, its that damn landing strip that just keeps me coming back. I love it.
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